Town Hall meeting
6/12/2008 12:16 AM
Dear Racemom,
Please post the following for me on the R1 fan forum concerning me talking to these peeps about that president thing everybody wants me to be.
PS. It's a rough draft, I crossed out the bits you shouldn't post.
Friends, RacingOnians, Countrymenandwimmins....
I am announcing I will be holding a town hall meeting tomorrow night here on R1 with everyone invited and encouraged to attend.
The meeting will start promptly whenever I finish my nap after work. at approximately 7 pm.
As a presidential candidate, I feel it necessary my duty to communicate with you mere commoners the fine citizens for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is to better able to pretend to care fake sincerity foster a better undestanding of what will get your vote the issues facing our broken down FUBAR'D in the last upgrade little message board community.
But there are a few things I want to mention right now. I am for change. Although nominations have not ended, I feel it is evident that I am the only candidate that is truly for change. And I also am for hope. No other candidate, well intentioned though they be, is for hope as much as I am. I think we need an adequate health care system, for friends, without adequate health care we will die....or at least get a cold or something. And need I remind you there is no cure for the common cold? Yes friends, we can put a robot camera on Mars, but we cannot cure the common cold...nor adequately get a working toilet on the space station on the first try. I think we should change that, and I'm hopeful that we can.
Friends, change is a good thing except when it's changing the message board software here to the crap we have now. for the most part. For without change, there is no growth. And if you have no growth, you might as well smoke there is no hope unless you parlay your midgetdom into a TV show called Little People, Big World.
I guess I'll have to show up tomorrow look forward to lecturing you enlightening teaching you idots discussing these and other crap issues in the first annual CMA Town Hall Meeting tomorrow night.
PS. I also think you are paying too much for oil, and I have a comprehensive plan that will fix that.